Archive for May, 2007

Seraphim Falls into the Twilight Zone

Saturday, May 26th, 2007

Don’t read the synopsis on the back DVD cover. It ruins half the fun.

From a distance, Seraphim Falls is very familiar to fans of Westerns. Liam Neeson and Pierce Brosnan play the staple Western roles of posse leader and fugitive. They’re both brutal, ruthless men with a streak of kindness. They both suffered tragedy in the Civil War, and on their shoulders they both carry a chip the size of Death Valley. I half expected one of them to start sporting a well-chewed cigar or spitting chew on the town stray dog. Fortunately, a few things really make this movie different.

First, there is some really first class talent. In addition to Brosnan and Neeson, Michael Wincott plays a prominent character, and Anjelica Huston makes a memorable and completely nutty cameo.

Second, there are some great one-liners. “Only dead men know the end of war,” sticks in my mind.

Third, there are some completely insane twilight zone things going on. There’s a cult of religous pilgrims, who I kept expecting to turn cannibal. What exactly was in that week-old stew, anyway? There’s the constant reversals of fortune. One guy has the horse, then the other guy has the horse. One guy has the gun, then the other guy has the gun. One guy has the water, then the other guy has the water. Then they do it all over again. There’s the Indian guru on the mountain in the desert. Except he’s a Native American Indian, and not even a distant cousin of Prabupadha. And he’s an extortionist. With a moral purpose. Finally something wicked out of nowhere cometh in the person of Huston, who wraps all the craziness into a series of extortion-laden, role-reversing, morality plays that culminate in the final scene in which you know exactly what’s coming, but you just can’t bring yourself to accept it.

It’s a fun, but jarring movie.

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Spousal Screening

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

Almost nobody is qualified to select a spouse until they’ve already been married for many years. If that’s so (and it is) then how would anyone ever find a spouse? They wouldn’t. At least not for themselves. God found a wife for Adam, and parents have been finding spouses for their children ever since. Until recent centuries in Western cultures.

No mere human society will ever be perfect, but I suspect we’ve thrown out some pretty healthy babies.

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B’midbar 5767 – Authority and Separation of Powers

Monday, May 21st, 2007

Numbers, numbers, numbers. This is one of those sections of the Bible most of us skim over if we bother to read it at all. Apart from a few historians, who really cares how many fighting men were in the tribes of Gad and Simeon? Who cares about the names of the census takers? Well, I admit that it all seems a little obscure, but, as I’ve said before, every detail included in the Torah was included for some enduring reason. There is Pshat in every word of the Torah, Remez in every passage, Drash and Sod in every name and number. (See Ohr Somayakh’s Ask the Rabbi.) As pointless as it might seem to the casual reader, there is meaning in the Bible’s long lists of names and numbers.

Here is a bit of Remez from B’midbar, last week’s Torah portion:

The right to count, number, and name a thing is derived from authority. You do not have authority over your neighbor’s possessions, therefore you do not have the right to see his bank statement, name him or his children, or inventory his collection of rare coins. The exact measure of his strength, his family, and his wealth are none of your business. However, God owns everything, and everything is God’s to count.

In Numbers chapter one, God ordered Moses and Aaron to count the fighting men of twelve of the tribes of Israel. However, they weren’t to do it on their own. God chose one man from each of those tribes to count along side them. They were not initiate their own count, but could only do so at the command of God. The implication is that the army did not belong to its two supreme human leaders. It belonged to the nation as a whole, and was subject to God’s Law and direction.

The tribe of Levi was not counted by these men, but by Moses alone, who was God’s personal representative. Earlier, God had required the firstborn males of the nation to be dedicated to him. Rather than form another pseudo-tribe out of those men, he substituted the tribe of Levi. They were separated out for service to God, and so could not count as an asset of the nation. The twelve leaders had no part in counting them.

Those twelve men were not elected by the people, appointed by Moses, nor approved by any human agency. God chose them for their character and informed the nation of their identity, no paperwork required. Echoing Paul’s criteria for church leaders, they were already leaders among their people, whether by reputation, age, or some other currency. Together with Moses and Aaron, they formed a counsel of tribal chiefs of fourteen men.

Eventually, the government of Israel would be divided into three branches, much as that of the United States. The three branches were the tribal chiefs headed by both Moses and Aaron as mentioned above, the executive-judiciary embodied by the sanhedrin and the system of judges headed and appointed by Moses, and the Levitical priesthood headed by Aaron. Moses served as president and commander-in-chief, with a great deal of discretionary power. After Moses’ death, Joshua, as senior member of the senate, took his place as the executive. That role came to be known as the Judge of Israel and was never hereditary. Its holder was chosen from among the tribal chiefs until the accession of King Saul. Notice that not one official was elected. The judges, priests, and even the kings were all appointed. God does not appear to be a great proponent of democracy, despite the preaching of our modern day republocrats.

Despite the non-democratic nature of Israel’s government, the rulers were not simply autocrats. They were not allowed to count the nation or even the army without God’s blessing. They were not allowed to change borders, confiscate property without cause, or unseat one another. The nation still belonged to God and limited authority was only delegated by him. When we count our income, we count his income. When we name our children, we name his children. We have only been made stewards. Like Moses who was denied entry to the Promised Land, David who lost his sons, and the Israelites who were removed from the land, we will be held accountable for our treatment of his people and assets.

05/23/2007 update: Doug Newman posted an article on democracy. “Not only was democracy an anathema to the Founders, it should be abhorrent to every follower of Jesus Christ. In Luke 23, Pilate declares that he found Jesus not deserving of death. However, he caved into the roar of the angry mob and sent a totally innocent man to die an excruciating death.”

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Been Busy

Monday, May 21st, 2007

And a little stressed. My apologies to my three regular readers. Or am I down to two now? I’ll try to post on B’midbar before today is over.

Beyond Bad

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

I tried to read Harry Turtledove’s new Beyond the Gap, but I couldn’t stand it. I haven’t read anything that amateurish in a long time. The story idea was good, but the execution was horrible. And, Harry, please don’t put wizards into alternative history stories.
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Abraham Led the Children of Israel?

Friday, May 11th, 2007

I watched a PBS special on the Dead Sea last week. The narrator began the program, “This is the Holy Land where Abraham led the children of Israel.”

So, what educational television programming do the PBS people watch? The Discovery Channel?!

A Great Playlist

Thursday, May 10th, 2007
  • 1 part Beth Preston, special emphasis on ”Excess Baggage,” “Shell Shock,” and “Red Red Earth.”
  • 1 part Blue October.
  • A dash of Alice in Chains for flavor, perhaps “Down in a Hole.”

I recommend a Casey Dienel tune or two for dessert.

B’chukotai 5767 – The Seventh Level of Hell is Heaven

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

Well, hell and heaven on Earth anyway. Maybe not the real Hell and Heaven. Leviticus 26 describes seven phases of national existence as they relate to obedience or disobedience to God’s Laws. They only obliquely relate to faith in that faith in God is among his commands.

The Torah is both life and death, depending on how you relate to it. If you obey, it is life. If you disobey, it is death. (In another sense, if you rely for your salvation on your obedience to the letter of the law, then it becomes death again.) The first phase described is of obedience and blessing. Israel is promised an overabundance in every way if they obey God’s Torah.

The next six phases stem from disobedience. Each of these six phases, except perhaps the first and the last, is a sevenfold punishment, complete in itself. Each one represents another chance to repent and return to obedience. Before describing each of phases one through five God interjects an offer of forgiveness:

  • “If you will not hearken unto me…”
  • “And if ye will not yet for all this hearken unto me…”
  • “And if ye walk contrary unto me, and will not hearken unto me…”
  • “And if ye will not be reformed by me by these things…”
  • “And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me…”

There is no offer of forgiveness before phase six, which is exile. Israel entered exile in the sixth century BC. Except for a partial reprieve from 531 BC to 70 AD, Israel has remained in exile until recently. Even now, the return to the land is not total. As before, only the southern kingdom has returned and only in part. Israel will remain in exile until “their uncircumcised hearts be humbled,” they accept their punishment for what it is, and they seek forgiveness.

Some of the rabbis teach that Israel was returned to exile by Rome because of baseless hatred and loshan hora or speaking ill of others. The leadership of Israel–and the nation–was certainly guilty of that. Some of them blasphemed the Holy Spirit when they ascribed Yeshua’s power to Satan. Most of them blasphemed Yeshua when they called him a liar, an antinomian, a heretic, and a bastard. Most of the Jewish leadership is still guilty of those same things, but that is changing. Many rabbis are beginning to back away from those accusations and to realize they treated their Messiah unjustly. Many of them are even beginning to realize that he is their Messiah.

Every eye should be turned toward Jerusalem, because Israel is being drawn back again. Judah is looking again at Yeshua, and Ephraim is looking again at Torah. At the beginning of the cycle was obedience and blessing. Six levels of hell on earth followed it, but God prophesied another level, one of repentance and forgiveness. The eighth phase may be approaching soon: A new beginning in greater obedience and greater blessing.

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Matter over Mind

Saturday, May 5th, 2007

I watched the de la Hoya vs Mayweather fight tonight. Prefight interviews showed Mayweather being very cocky and offensive, while de la Hoya was calm and classy. In their grand entrances, you could see the same personalities, Mayweather taunting the Las Vegas crowd by wearing Mexican colors and a sombrero; de la Hoya draped in red velvet and calmly walking to the ring. You could see some serious tension in de la Hoya, though. I think staying outwardly cool cost him a lot more energy than Mayweather’s constant energy cost him. I saw another level of these same characters after the bell rang. The emotions broadcasting from Mayweather’s face were like the instant color changes of a deep sea squid. I saw fear when de la Hoya struck and elation when Mayweather struck back. De la Hoya wore a poker face. Whether in retreat or attack, his expression never seemed to change until about the ninth round. Even then, he only changed from cool to cool and tired.

Mayweather was blindingly fast and in constant motion, like he had a caffeine drip hidden in his shorts. He struck and bounced out of the way again before you even knew he was there. He was accurate too with a 40-60% connection rate compared to de la Hoya’s 10-30%. De la Hoya threw nearly twice as many punches, but Mayweather still connected twice as often. It’s a good thing for Mayweather, too, or the fight would have been over by the sixth round. He was faster, but de la Hoya hit harder.
The one difference between the two fighters that struck me the hardest seemed to be in the source of their skill. Both fighters were in great condition, and both fought intelligently. But de la Hoya seemed to fight mostly from the mind, while Mayweather fought mostly from instinct. The one planned and schemed, while the other acted and reacted. It made for an interesting and very close fight between two men with very different styles.

It was Mayweather’s speed, however, that really made the difference in scores. In the ninth round de la Hoya started to show the energy drain. He was still hitting hard and made a few more good connections, but it wasn’t enough. Mayweather couldn’t hit him hard enough to knock him down, let alone out, but he connected more often and was able to block more of de la Hoya’s slowing strikes. It was anyone’s fight through the end of round eight. After that, it was all Mayweather with a two to one split decision.

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Emor 5767 – The Son of Peaceful

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007

The son of a woman of Israel and a man of Egypt went out among the sons of Israel. And this son of the woman of Israel and a man of Israel struggled together in the camp. And the son of the woman of Israel blasphemed the name of YHWH, and cursed. And they brought him to Moses. (And his mother’s name was Peaceful, the daughter of My Word, of the tribe of Dan.) …And YHWH spoke to Moses saying, “Bring forth the despiser outside the camp. And let all that heard lay their hands on his head. Let all the congregation stone him.” -Leviticus 24:10-14

The Torah does not name names for the sake of entertainment. This man was the son of a peaceful woman, the daughter of a man of God’s Word, but she made the mistake of marrying an Egyptian man. No doubt she was a good influence on her son, but her husband had a powerful influence as well. Her son grew into a violent, blasphemous man. Be very careful whom you choose as a mate. It isn’t just your own happiness at stake, but the very lives and souls of your children.

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