I had a dream last night in which I manhandled a large pig into a giant piece of tupperware and proceeded to give him a shower. I sprayed him and scrubbed him until he practically shined. Needless to say, he was very puzzled.
So am I.
September 25 update: If anyone is interested in really digging into my psyche or just speculating on the meaning of this dream, here are some interesting clues:
- The evening before this dream, my son told me that a tupperware container, which he had been using to house a now deceased insect, smelled like death.
- Pigs are unclean animals and cannot be made kosher no matter how thoroughly they are scrubbed.
- There is one part of this dream that I deliberately left out of this telling, kind of like a press release that leaves out an important detail of a crime scene.
Pigs are unclean animals and cannot be made kosher no matter how thoroughly they are scrubbed.
I hope you’re not insinuating that Christians are forbidden from eating pork.
Sorry. I left insinuation behind a while back. You should check out my Torah category.
I’ll assume that’s a yes.
Perhaps I’ll respond in a blog post.