Archive for January, 2009

Bo 5769 – Opening the Matrix

Friday, January 30th, 2009

Exodus 13:15
…all that openeth the matrix…
There appear to be two ways to interpret this phrase. I do not know which is correct, but I suspect the first:

  1. “Firstborn” refers to the firstborn child of his father. “Openeth the matrix” is a figure of speech extending from the fact that most households, even in a polygamous culture, will have only one man and one woman, and should not to be taken literally. Every house with male children must have a firstborn and only one firstborn. If the first child born in a house is a female, she was the one to “open the matrix,” but she is not called the firstborn. If there are two or three wives in a house, there will be a first child born of each wife, but only one firstborn in the house.
  2. “Firstborn” refers to the firstborn child of his mother. If a man has ten wives, each of whom bears sons, then ten sons must be redeemed. “Firstborn of man” in verse 13 should be understood to mean “firstborn humans.”

Computer Memory Scanner

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

I needed a tool to quickly scan customer computers to determine the type and amount of RAM installed and installable.

First I tried crucial.com’s System Scanner. Apparently it works for a lot of people. Not for me, though. It correctly identified my current hardware but incorrectly reported that I am already at the maximum memory capacity.
MemoryStock.com’s SysInfo just errored out. Don’t bother.
Orca Memory Scanner got it right on the first try. I’ll keep going back there if it works consistently. They are in the UK, however, and they’re prices are a little high. It still works. You just have to take their findings somewhere else.

North Denver Realtor

Monday, January 26th, 2009

I sold my house in Denver last month for the full asking price. In this market, that was an accomplishment. I have nothing but praise for my Realtor. If you need to sell or buy a home in the north Denver area, call Michael P. Taylor.

Santa Claus, Reefer Madness, and Other Fairytales

Friday, January 23rd, 2009

Rabi Simeon b. Elazar said: Adam can be likened to an Israelite who married a proselyte woman, and he constantly sought to impress upon her mind the following regulations: “My daughter, eat not bread when thy hands are unclean, eat not of fruits which were not tithed, do not violate the Sabbath, do not get into the habit of making vows, and walk not with another man. If thou shouldst violate any of the commands, thou wilt die.” Another one, who wished to mislead her, did those very things before her that she had been told were sinful: he ate bread when his hands were unclean, partook of fruits which were not tithed, violated the Sabbath, etc., and thereby caused this proselyte to think that everything that her husband told her was entirely false, so she violated all his commandments.

Babylonian Talmud, Trans. Rodkinson. pp 8-9

I am reminded of parents telling their children that Santa Claus brings presents, teachers telling their students that Marijuana brings madness, and politicians telling us all that single-payer health care brings health and happiness to all. After so many obvious lies, why in the world should anyone believe another word?

Va’eira 5769 – Patrilinealism and Naturalization

Friday, January 23rd, 2009

Exodus 6:14
These be the heads of their fathers’ houses…
By God’s design, all nations are counted according to their fathers. Contrary to modern Jewish practice, nationality is never determined by one’s birth mother. Most people who call themselves Jewish today are descended from Jewish men, but many are almost certainly not. Fortunately for them, naturalization is also a biblical concept. The mixed multitude that left Egypt with the Hebrews were considered by God to be Israelites. Many others are unknowingly descended from long forgotten Israelite roots, and God might someday call them out again to rejoin with their Jewish brothers in the land of Israel.

In fact, I believe he is already doing just that.

Check Online Prices

Friday, January 23rd, 2009

Before making any significant purchases, check the store’s prices online. If there is a discrepancy, the store should honor the lower price. I saved more than enough at both Best Buy and Walmart to make up for the extra hassle.

Google Chrome

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

It’s kind of cool, but it’s not there yet. I tried it for a couple of hours before giving up. It’s great for casual web browsing, but it doesn’t handle a lot of Web 2.0 technologies very well. Pages with embedded video, whether running or not, load and respond very slowly. It doesn’t like interactive PHP applications, such as WordPress and phpBB, at all. Maybe I’ll try it again in a couple of months.

Update 1/23/08: Installing Chrome (or maybe uninstalling?) also broke hyperlinks in Outlook. Clicking on a hyperlink produced the error, “This operation has been canceled due to restrictions in effect on this computer,” as if a new security policy had been applied. In order to fix it, you have to reset the program associations in IE and make it the default browser. See this KB article at Microsoft.

Tips To Keep Your Computer Clean

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

1. Don’t download or install every widget that some web site says will make your computer run better. Most of the time it will only make it run slower!
2. Keep your antivirus software up to date. Most good antivirus packages will also help protect you from spyware, unwanted pop-ups, and other nuisance software.
3. Keep your email clean. Delete emails you don’t need to keep and organize the rest into logical folders.
4. Don’t forward chain emails. More than 90% of all email flying across the Internet is junk that is full of inaccuracies or rumors that nobody ever reads. That might seem harmless, but it bogs down email servers and prevents the detection of viruses, spam, and other malicious emails.
5. Delete unnecessary files such as old documents and downloaded installation files. Temporary files (temporary Internet files or Windows files in C:\Windows\Temp) are excellent candidates for the recycle bin.
6. Keep plenty of empty space on your C: drive. Your computer needs plenty of elbow room on its hard drive to store temporary files and to be able to move other files around. If you start running low on disk space (10% or less free), consider doing some serious cleanup.
7. Uninstall old programs that you no longer use. Why keep it on your computer, using up disk space and memory, if you don’t need it?
8. Empty your recycle bin. If a file has been in there for more than a week, chances are you won’t need to restore it.
9. Run SpyBot or AdAware. Spyware and Adware is everywhere and it will waste your computer’s valuable resources. 10. Reboot. Windows is feature heavy. That’s great for end users, but it means that a lot of junk accumulates in memory over days and weeks of constant running. Click Start, Turn Off Computer, then Restart.
11. Defragment regularly. Over time, files on your computer’s hard drive become scattered and fragmented. Defragging at least once a month (or after doing all the stuff above) will help your computer run more quickly.

Monster.com Stinks

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

They have the most unfriendly, error prone interface of all the job sites.

And why should I be required to select the industry in which I want to work? I don’t care. It’s the kind of work that matters to most people, not the industry of the employer.

Sh’mot 5769 – Girls on the Left; Boys in the River

Friday, January 16th, 2009

Exodus 1:16
…if it be a son…
When a woman marries, ideally she leaves her father’s people and joins her husband’s. Hebrew women were as accustomed to this institution as were their contemporaries. Pharaoh knew that their daughters would be much easier than their sons to assimilate into Egyptian society. If his goal was only population control, one might think Pharaoh would have been wiser to kill the girls, thereby reducing the number of Hebrews for two generations instead of only one.  However, there were three good reasons to target boys.
1.    If he had been successful, then the next generation of Israelites would have been Egyptians. He would have eliminated the Hebrews forever, while dramatically increasing the number of Egyptians in the next.
2.    Battles are fought by men. By God’s design, they are more likely to forcefully resist oppression.
3.    As a shadow of Yeshua, Moses’ arrival was almost certainly prophesied. Pharaoh, like Herod centuries later, thought to circumvent God’s design through force.

Update January 20, 2009: This could almost make one become a conspiracist: Declining Male Fertility Linked to Water Pollution.