I took these pictures of a Guatemalan long-jawed spider communal web in Nail’s Creek State Park this weekend.
- Guatemalan long-jawed spider communal web
- Guatemalan long-jawed spider communal web
I took these pictures of a Guatemalan long-jawed spider communal web in Nail’s Creek State Park this weekend.
I thought it might be fun to see how far we’ve come since Daniel Amos sang this song in the early 80s. I was wrong. This was a depressing exercise. We have lots of gadgets, but Taylor was right that “some things never change”.
“(It’s the Eighties, So Where’s Our) Rocket Packs”
from the album Vox Humana
Words and Music by Terry Taylor
©1984 Twitchen Vibes Music (ASCAP)
It’s the eighties
It’s the eighties so where’s our rocket packs?
It’s the eighties so where’s our rocket packs?
Go anywhere, we strap them on our backs
1. (It’s the eighties so where’s our rocket packs?)
I thought by now I’d walk the moon
And ride a car without no tires
And have a robot run the vacuum
And date a girl made out of wires
No thing’s don’t change that much, do they?
We are still out of touch, by now we should discover
Just how to love each other, like Klattus’ robot man
Your looks have killed again
2. (It’s the eighties so where’s our rocket packs?)
I thought by now we’d live in space
And eat a pill instead of dinner
And wear a gas mask on our face
A President of female gender
Though progress marches on, (new day)
Our troubles will grow strong
And my expectancies, become my fantasies
You turn my blood to sand, the earth stands still again
My hopes are running low
things moving much too slow
No space men up above
And we’re still so very far from love
3. (It’s the eighties so where’s our rocket packs?)
I thought by now we’d build a dome
Around the world, control the weather
In every house, a picture phone; communicate a little better
But some things never change (replay!)
You are still acting strange
No way that I can see, this way we will be free
La la la la la la,la la la la la 7,6,5,4,3,2,1 Lift off!
(It’s the eighties so where’s our rocket packs?)
Repeat 1, 2, 3
(It’s the eighties)
You Live in a Wormhole in a Black Hole. This kind of idea was commonplace in cartoons when I was a kid. The Super Friends were way ahead of their time.

But he also notes that since observers can only see the outside of the black hole, the interior cannot be observed unless an observer enters or resides within.
“This condition would be satisfied if our universe were the interior of a black hole existing in a bigger universe,” he said. “Because Einstein’s general theory of relativity does not choose a time orientation, if a black hole can form from the gravitational collapse of matter through an event horizon in the future then the reverse process is also possible. Such a process would describe an exploding white hole: matter emerging from an event horizon in the past, like the expanding universe.”
A white hole is connected to a black hole by an Einstein-Rosen bridge (wormhole) and is hypothetically the time reversal of a black hole. Poplawski’s paper1 suggests that all astrophysical black holes, not just Schwarzschild and Einstein-Rosen black holes, may have Einstein-Rosen bridges, each with a new universe inside that formed simultaneously with the black hole.
“From that it follows that our universe could have itself formed from inside a black hole existing inside another universe,” he said.
Got that? Find out more at the source: Indiana University news room.
Ker Than accepted all of this as wonderful science in National Geographic News. “Like part of a cosmic Russian doll, our universe may be nested inside a black hole that is itself part of a larger universe,” he said, in a fact-free rhapsody of joyful speculation. “In turn, all the black holes found so far in our universe—from the microscopic to the supermassive—may be doorways into alternate realities.” By all means, then, we should investigate these realities with the scientific method. He handed the mike to Poplawski, who gave the operative quote of the story: “It’s kind of a crazy idea, but who knows?” Another cosmologist chimed in with, “Everything people ask in this business is pretty weird.”
George Orwell? 1984? The real thing could be so much worse.
A selection of headlines from the past few weeks:
I am certain that the people who wrote these articles and most of their sources truly believe that pregnant women need to get a flu shot and especially need to be vaccinated against H1N1. Maybe they’re right.
But it smells like brainwashed lemmings trying to hose down the rest of us.
Creation scientists have long said that, since carnivorous behavior is an artifact of the Fall, many (or most) venoms probably devolved from digestive enzymes. Evolutionary biologists have once again confirmed a creationist hypothesis by discovering that the North American shrew and the Mexican beaded lizard both employ a venom that appears to have devolved from the same digestive enzyme, kallikrein.
“The venom is essentially an overactivation of the original digestive enzyme, amplifying its effects,” Yael T. Aminetzach said. “What had been a mild anticoagulant in the salivary glands of both species has become a much more extreme compound that causes paralysis and death in prey that is bitten.”
The University of Montreal tells us that women are better at identifying emotional responses than men. My first reaction was, “And someone thought we needed a study to figure that out?” But then I remembered that this is a university. Yes, they needed a study to remind them girls and boys really are different even on the inside.
Side note: Evolutionary psychology is almost as big a waste of time and money as xenobiology. Almost.
A researcher says that he has identified the largest known golden orb weaver spider in the world. It’s an impressive looking beast with a body length over 1.5″ and leg-span over 5″.
I have read several articles claiming it’s orb can be more than a meter wide and that it is also the largest web-making spider in the world. I think what they actually mean is that it is the largest web-making species of Nephila in the world. I have seen much bigger orb webs made by much bigger spiders, such as Japan’s onigumo (Araneus). Their leg-spans might be shorter than Nephila komaci, but I have seen them with bodies well over 2″ long (I’d say over 3″ long, but that could be a case of inflated memory!) and orbs more than 5′ across. I saw one eating a dragon fly while suspended midway between two electric poles more than 40′ apart.
Once, an onigumo almost landed on my head when I opened my back door. It gives me the willies just thinking about it. I think that onigumo means demon spider in Japanese. It’s an appropriate name.
Update July 18, 2010: I saw several golden orb weavers in Nail’s Creek State Park in Texas that had bodies over 2″ long, but the leg-span still wasn’t as wide as Nephila komaci’s.
Also, check out the photos of enormous communal webs in the same park.
See Wired and Spiegel Online.
I cannot escape the thought that if technological “progress” were allowed to proceed indefinitely and unhindered by government regulation, cosmic catastrophe, or divine intervention life should become depressingly dull, an unrelenting exercise in expanding and contracting one’s ribcage while seeking out the next momentary diversion or adrenaline producing near-death experience. People will be forced to invent virtual realities in which to experience real life. The only urban career left will involve helping virtual tourists get the most out of their virtual vacations. The happiest people will take their cue from the Amish and eschew labor-saving devices in favor of dirt and sweat and the vagaries of uncontrolled climate.
Same-day update: Back in 2007 Michael Swaim wrote a humorous piece about the most common SF visions of the future. It’s pretty good if you keep in mind that he was only writing for fun: The 8 Most Common Sci-Fi Visions of the Future (And Why They’ll Never Happen).