Posts Tagged ‘Yeshua’

So Extraordinarily Wrong

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

A scene at the grocery store this afternoon:

An overweight woman in her fifties drops down from the driver’s seat of an older fifteen-passenger van. The rusted door doesn’t close all the way, so she leans back and gives it a hard kick. She’s wearing tight gray sweatpants and a black tank top and doesn’t appear to have washed or combed her hair for awhile. She has a row of pearcings on both lips with short metal spikes poking out like a catfish after a run-in with an overpowered boat prop. Across the wide seat of her sweatpants are the letters S-W-E-E-T.

Even if she has nothing else going for her, at least she has a sense of humor.

Strangeness in Pravda

Monday, June 16th, 2008

Pravda has a few truly bizarre sets of photos:

World’s Weirdest Animals

Blackbirds Hitching a Ride on Hawk’s Back

Houses Defying Gravity

Denver’s Family Station

Monday, May 12th, 2008

A regular commercial for a sports show on a local TV station features a couple of older men (50+) learing at a group of high school cheerleaders. It closes with, “Denver’s Family Station!” I’m sure that station representatives would be officially apoplectic if a high school coach was actually caught with a student. Nothing like mixed messages to set a real family atmosphere.

WWH

Monday, April 28th, 2008

First they were the WWF. Now they are the WWE. All along, they were not-quite-secretly the WWH. I work for a company in the broadcast entertainment business, so see a lot of WWF/WWE sorts of posters. I watch too much TV, so I see a lot of commercials. I’ve come to the conclusion that so-called “professional” wrestling is just poorly disguised redneck homoerotica. Yep. That’s the “H.” Don’t believe me? See for yourself.

If it’s so obvious, then why did it take me so long to figure that out, you ask? Because I have such a thick skull. That and an instinctual aversion to the perverse absurdity of pro wrestling.

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Reporters Say the Darndest Things

Sunday, March 9th, 2008

“Alzheimers patients are diagnosed younger all the time. The challenges they face at ten!”

Wow! Alzheimers at ten years of age? That’s awful! LOL!

Licensed Drug Pushers

Friday, February 8th, 2008

We imprison people who push politically incorrect drugs, even the ones that help extend the lives of very sick people. We reward people who push politically correct drugs, even the ones that destroy the lives of otherwise healthy people. Soma, hydrocodone, xanax, alprazolam, oxycodone, vicodin, gabitril, methocarbamol, topamax, ambien…You name it, and your doctor will probably prescribe it with no questions asked. Say you need more, and he’ll probably give it to you. Tell him you’re addicted, and he’ll give you even more, or else he’ll prescribe some other addictive chemical so maybe you won’t mind the first one so much. Maybe he’ll refer you to someone else. Maybe he’ll just kick you out of his office so he doesn’t get in trouble with the alphabet soup. When your husband or wife or child expresses concern about your steady diet of pretty colored pills and gel caps, your doctor will nod knowingly, promise to talk about weaning you off of something, and then prescribe something new. And all the old stuff too.

I’m sure there are a lot of doctors out there who really care about their patients. However, in my experience, most of them care more about their bottom line than about your health. They’ll prescribe all the Ambien you want, because it will keep you coming back and your insurance company paying the bills. They almost certainly won’t tell you about the voices, the hallucinations, the terrible nightmares, the blackouts, and the miserable lives of the people who try to love you.

The miracles of modern medicine. Ain’t it grand?

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This Is AMC?

Friday, February 8th, 2008

I thought that stood for American Movie Classics, but Breaking Bad is neither a movie nor a classic. It is, however, one of the most twisted, bizarre television series I’ve ever seen. It ranks right up there with Dexter (good) and Weeds (bad).

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Amazed, part 2

Monday, February 4th, 2008

I watched The Game from Woody’s Wood Fired Pizza. It was fun, but I wish I’d thought to record it, so I could watch it again.

I think that’s the first time I have ever said I wanted to watch a football game twice.

Rhodium

Monday, January 21st, 2008

A few years back I seriously thought about trying to buy Rhodium. It was cheaper than gold, and someone–I think it was Mark Call–told me it was extremely underpriced. At the time, I was mostly curious. I was more concerned with finding the money for groceries than for investments. (Deja vu moment.) Now I wish I’d skipped meat in favor of metal. while I was growing my waistline, rhodium grew in dollar-worth by more than 1800%!

 

 

5-Year Rhodium Chart
5-year rhodium chart from kitco.com
  

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WTF?

Friday, January 18th, 2008

You hear about this kind of thing now and then (Andrea Yates, et al), but it really seems to be getting crazy lately. Is it really getting worse, or is it a factor of greater news coverage, growing population, or something else?